Monstro's Monster Cafe is an eclectic combination of restaurant, coffee shop, ice-cream parlor, wax museum, sideshow, horror museum, and movie theater. It is the place where Horror and great food go hand in severed hand. Monstro's fully replicated thirteenth century castle has been designed to keep Monstro far enough from the customer base to keep them alive yet close enough to the kitchen to poison their minds with his diabolical recipes.

The menu has been divided into three sections: American Horror, Italian Horror, and Mexican Horror with each offering a variety of foods, drinks, and deserts. Monstro prides himself on his grotesque Gelatos, and to-die-for espressos, cappuccinos, and other creatively phantasmagorical coffee creations.

Monstro's Monster Cafe houses one of the most expansive collections of vintage horror posters, authentic movie props, and other horrible collectibles to which only the truly mad can appreciate. Of course, all customers can browse Monstro's memorabilia shop to take home a little token of maddness should their twisted minds so require.